August 19th, 2009
Strawberryp87
Update 2- Yea no Friday updates this week everyone, i’ve had a splitting migraine headache for the past few days. Will update on Monday instead, not sure if i’ll have the Kasumi Cosplay picture up Saturday, but its worth checking.
It lives again!
Fighting Game Cosplay for Jessica over and the most popular choice made by readers was Kasumi from Dead or Alive with 174 votes !, and a mere 32 votes behind was Cammy from Street Fighter . Jessica in Kasumi Cosplay art will be posted this Saturday, thanx to all who participated!
Voting incentives Marylin in a Bikini, need I say more? Vote away! 
August 19th, 2009 at 12:20 am
Ooo, right in the family jewels. That’s gota hurt like hell.
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August 19th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Dammit I felt his pain
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August 19th, 2009 at 12:50 am
when i read the 5th pane my eye twitched. is that a chainsaw at the bottom?
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August 19th, 2009 at 12:58 am
uuuh right in da jelly popers – i think that IS a chainsaaw down in last panel… but not shure
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hydrocow Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 1:15 am
maybe that is the really weapon they are supposes to get? or death blades are popping out? or maybe I am so crazy I make other people see things?
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August 19th, 2009 at 1:03 am
We all mourn for your loss, Jason.
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August 19th, 2009 at 1:03 am
owie
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August 19th, 2009 at 2:24 am
Dear Deus Ex Machina,
SAVE MY F$#%IN’ ASS
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August 19th, 2009 at 3:47 am
Yep, definitely a chainsaw; how much you wanna bet one of the little raisen basterds is wearing a hockey mask… and of course
Moe: I envy the crotchless!
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Taroni Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 6:42 am
is that Moe (Moe’s Tavern or Mo-E?
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August 19th, 2009 at 4:34 am
from nose bleed to busted crotch… a roller coaster of genital feelings…
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August 19th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Poor Jason, he clearly did NOT deserve that. Now we know where those little tribal thugs were coming from. I see em in Gorgalash’s mouth, and it seems one of them got a chainsaw. Got to tell you though, while chainsaws look cool in horror movies, (Phantasm 2, Night of the Living Dead, Friday the 13th) they make absolutely horrible weapons. Anyone who thinks about using them to do battle in real life is most likely going to do alot more damage to themselves and their friends than their enemies. They’re loud, heavy, unwieldy, need gas (or being plugged in) and are difficult to start/ operate. They also tend to jam and need near constant lubrication. The chains also tend to come loose or break.
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August 19th, 2009 at 11:27 am
FALCON PAWWWWCCCHHHHH!!!!….in the balls.
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elliotd Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Haha i knew someone was going to say that! Jason should have done a barrel roll.
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August 19th, 2009 at 11:52 am
I don’t think poor Jason will be thinking about Jess’s breasts for at least the remainder of the day!!
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LT Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Oh, he’ll be thinking about them. Now he’ll just be aching in more than one way.
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August 19th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
*whimper* Poor Jason.
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August 19th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
That wouldn’t have been a problem for Duke Nukem.
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24PALACIO Reply:
August 20th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
BALLS OF STEEL
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August 19th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I just notcied the big guys’ top hat. Reminds me of D. Gray-Man.
Poor Jason, one moment we’re envious of his good fortune with local ladies clothing malfunctions, then the next we’re wincing along with him as he takes karmic justice. Would seeing Jessica’s
be worth the pain? 
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The Cunning Linguist Reply:
August 19th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Yes.
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Dragonlord Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 4:58 pm
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August 19th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I’m really impressed with Jason. After getting punched in the ‘nads, he managed to stay upright with Jessica on his shoulders. The last time I was punched like that, all I did was curl up in a ball and cry like a little bitch.
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August 19th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Heh, crotch shot.
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August 20th, 2009 at 7:48 am
And he’s not going to have time to recover either, poor sod!
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August 20th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Ouchies
he can no longer have kids D:
and i’d have to agree with cunning linguist on this!
It would be well worth a kick in the nuts to view her casabas just once haha
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August 21st, 2009 at 11:36 am
No worries about the update today(I’ve had a migraine before; I once missed 3 days of school because of it)… just get better, and draw more fanservicy comics when you get back. Oh, and Taroni, it’s Moe as in Moe’s Tavern Moe… reminded me of the recent Treehouse of Horror episode I watched where Ned sent Bart, Lisa, Nelson, and Milhouse to Hell to learn about the 7 deadly sins.
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August 21st, 2009 at 5:41 pm
He took one for the team. He has learned that sacrifices must be made.
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June 15th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
if it were me jessica might of smashed her face of the pillar thing as I bent down holding my junk unless I was angry before hand then when my anger calmed I would start to feel the pain
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