September 9th, 2009
Strawberryp92
I believe a payback for what happened earlier in the comic is in order.
New Poll for the Best Marylin Cosplay is up. Vote for which character you’d most like to see Marylin dressed up as!
Voting Incentives is Blanca our favorite Catgirl Villain , Vote away! 
September 9th, 2009 at 1:03 am
Woop first again!
wooop
Nice view
And I’m guessing “foogly” is swearing for the little buggers
Can’t wait for more! Keep up the good work!!
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September 9th, 2009 at 1:07 am
Panel 3: Awkward pose much?
Appreciate the thought for the fanservice, but it’s a little unnecessary here.
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:11 am
Doh’ it wasn’t my intention to make it a fanservice pane but rather a kool looking action pose. But yea.
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KCIII Reply:
June 15th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
if you dance long enough(not like ball room but choreographed) you can do such or gymnastics those kind of things mind you I am a straight guy who danced(with some hot chicks(and popular ones(no nothing like sluts or whores some were prude if I recall)) for 4 years my last year was 2008 the recital thing was the day after a friday the 13th(june to be exact) and that friday I was up to Niagara Falls(american side)(stupid passport law kept us from Canadian side) I was in 8th grade so I am in exam week this week at the end of my 10th grade year
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September 9th, 2009 at 1:14 am
is it just me or have you seen hellsing anime??? cus those bullet holes, look a lot like the hellsing holes that Alucard makes
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:14 am
I read the Hellsing Manga and yes it is a horrible blatant rip off of the bullet holes. But I’ve seen that style done in other manga comics.
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September 9th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Dude, typo in your post, you meant to write awesome
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September 9th, 2009 at 2:06 am
Something is wrong in the middle panel…Jessica is wearing pants
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September 9th, 2009 at 2:08 am
Enter Cheat Code: Unlimited Ammo and No Reloading
Nah, great page. Really actiony. (if that’s a word.)
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:18 am
I doubt we’ll see lots of reloading as the guns are special Black Ministry Weapons that regenerate their ammo.
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September 9th, 2009 at 3:59 am
Panel 3 rocks :)
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Thanx, very much appreciated since I really spent an especially long time drawing and inking this page.
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September 9th, 2009 at 5:03 am
“Salad bitches”?! The Hell?!
Also, Yippie-kay-yay, motherfoogly!
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:21 am
its more like Lead Salad then bitches. But if i have to explain then the kool cheesy line i was going for has already failed.
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SsnakeBite Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 5:44 am
Nevermind, my sick brain saw a comma where there was none.
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jak Reply:
September 16th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
that line is from fight club =^^=
when dude is in the police station with the gun and he tells the guys “back off rite NOW or…or … youll get a LEAD SALAD!!”
still funny tho
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September 9th, 2009 at 5:06 am
just a suggestion for a poll char. how bout witchblade?
oh and love the comic 
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Lee Reply:
September 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
ha, i’ve only seen the first four or five episodes, but i likes it.
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September 9th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Everyone knows that if you are Asian or you knows an older Asian or you are in Asia or near an Asian restaurant in kick-ass mode, your weight is 50% less than the rest.
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Taroni Reply:
September 9th, 2009 at 10:22 am
And you produce 95% more blood than normal ^_^
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September 9th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Another minor flaw, if the “foogly” guy is wielding a chainsaw, you can NOT wield a chainsaw straight up like that, not even an electric one. The lubricating oil lands in your eyes for starters, and even if you can avoid that, the chain is likely to snap in your face. That’s assuming that the damn thing doesn’t fall over back onto your head splitting your skull.
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The Cunning Linguist Reply:
September 9th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Maybe it’s a MAGIC chainsaw?
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hydrocow Reply:
September 9th, 2009 at 8:41 am
the view in the last pane is at an odd angle so it is hard to tell what angle the chainsaw is at. I am looking forwards to a chainsaw longsword fight.
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Uhl Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Fan of the Phantasm movies?
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September 9th, 2009 at 8:57 am
OH SNAPS!!!!!!
wait…tira won…….
*googles tira*
you all just wanna see more boobies don’t ya?????
not that that’s a bad thing…………..
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Well the poll runs until next Monday so things might change.
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September 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Guess Mr. (?) Foogly will end up the fool…or whatever “Foogly” translates into.
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September 9th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Apparently the guns have also turned her left arm into elastic…. I’ve tried to contort into that position, but getting the left hand the right way up hurts.
I like the spinning shell casings flying through the air. They make it feel as if everything is happening really fast.
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Uhl Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 6:27 am
To quote the mythbusters, “don’t try anything you’re going to see, at home, EVER!”
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mrgbh Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 10:23 am
But that’s how I get all of my best scars.
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September 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
And now Jessica enters Bullet Time.It’s all gravy bitches.
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September 9th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Dude! Not only do those guns give Jessica amazing acrobatic skills and incredible flexibility but in panel 3 they give her a right hand on her left arm! Most impressive! XD
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:24 am
I Fail
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Stonefoot Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
(also @mrgbh) If you put your left arm in that position and rotate your hand clockwise you get the position Jessica’s hand is in. (You can only see the knuckles of her hand, so it could be the wrong way around, but it could just as well be a left hand – as you would expect on her left arm. ;-) If you rotate your hand the other way, it’s barely possible, but your elbow would be positioned differently. So I say it’s right as drawn. Also, I found this comic about a month ago and it’s taken me this long to catch up (reading all the comments) and coming up with something to describe the experience: It’s awesome! Don’t EVER stop drawing Strawberry Death Cake!
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September 9th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
::One of the raisen doods:: We’ve sent 4 cops to arrest Trinity, I mean, Jessica. ::Other raisen dood, who looks like a federal agent, complete with sunglasses:: Then your men are already dead. “For Jessica’s next trick, she’ll ride a motorcycle, crash it into a guard station, then start kicking ass with a motorcycle helmet”. Awesome comic, keep it coming!
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elliotd Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 8:26 am
How the hell did u get your hands on my Script! Damn now i have to rewrite the next scene, lol
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OverlordLaharl79 Reply:
September 11th, 2009 at 3:44 am
Well, at least you didn’t give Jason(male lead, I think, I’m still trying to learn their names) a weird coat like Neo had. Um… I’m the overlord, I just guessed! ::quickly stows away his Foresight::
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September 9th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Uh… That “chainsaw” actually looks more like a zipper…
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Harrowed Reply:
September 10th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
It’s the Ripper from Fallout 3!
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September 11th, 2009 at 8:07 am
0_o wow I’m getting severe deja vu since I played the Wet demo yesterday…
Acrobatic chick with guns. Check.
Bullet time. Check.
Infinite ammunition and no reloading. Check.
Black red and white shaded bloodlust. Check…
Yeah’ Jess is pretty much just as badass as Rubi now. All that’s missing is an awesome soundtrack.
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Acid Reply:
September 12th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
You’re gonna have to make the soundtrack yourself I think, lets see, what would be a fitting song ?
I was listening to Arch Enemy – Kill with Power when i first read this, kinda made me laugh, how fitting it was^^
I wanna see Jason cut the big blob in little shreds, or how about a big Kame-Hame-In your Face (I think i watched to much Dragon Balls in the last few days
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September 12th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Is that a Fight Club reference?
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September 13th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
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September 13th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Spinning bird kick + guns + hottie with a nice body = awesome
equation of awesome
the only thing that would have made it better would be if she ahd a skirt on O:
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